A cabal of Jewish-Romany transgender Ivy League Old Etonian vegetarian red-haired left-handed pedophile elites is using the Pfizer-BionTech vaccine to mutate a liberal gene into our DNA, the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine to hasten dementia, and the Moderna vaccine to implant irritating needles that will email our locations to the KGB. The chief plotters – the Dalai Lama, Pope Francis, George Soros, Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter, and Abdullah Ocalan, joined by the up-tapped spirits of Mother Theresa, Nelson Mandela, and Martin Luther King – are meeting in a cave named Deep State on the far side of the Moon (Elon Musk is absent, on Mars) to devise unstoppable new variants of the virus, which is called Covid-19 because it is covert only to idiots and 19 is the 8th prime number, and the 8th president of Turkey was poisoned with DDT-laced lemonade, and it (the aforementioned virus) was first synthesized out of bat snot by a team of socialist witches, Chomskyite transformational grammarians, and Somali librarians in a Caltech-owned basement under the London School of Economics, so as to reap vast profits by later converting the machinery to produce vaccines and vodka. And if you think these pee-reviewed narratives are sick, you need PE, personal protective equipment (such as a bullet-proof vest and a bodyguard).
Damn it! If it not one thing it is another :-)
Funny
Fonspiracy Ceory, eh? Well how about lies, damn lies, and statistics in Jolly Ol’? https://architectsforsocialhousing.co.uk/2021/01/27/lies-damned-lies-and-statistics-manufacturing-the-crisis/
Excellent article. I liked the comment about how belief in the terror of the virus is less terrifying than thinking about the government’s biosecurity tactics. Social gravity (the desire to be liked) is chosen by most people rather than standing up for the truth. As Galileo scrawled on his prison wall, “E pur si muove”
Someone told me Bill Gates was part of this dastardly plot.
— Q
So far there have been 55 deaths from the vaccine in the U.S.
Is it Even a Vaccine?
Apparently, it’s not a vaccine because there are no foreign proteins in it. Its purpose is genetic manipulation. It’s a genetic mutator causing normal cells to grow spike proteins. The immune system then grows antibodies to the spike proteins on your otherwise normal cells thus possibly creating an autoimmune disease.
This experimental, untested, unsafe and useless chemical stew of a “vaccine” will harm more people than the flu it’s supposed to protect us from. Speaking of the Covid-19 or Wuhan flu, like all other flus it harms the weak, sick and elderly in nursing homes who are under medical care (over-drugged, vaccinated and poorly fed). That is, tragically, where the majority of flu deaths occur. But what about others? This is not new. It’s a replay of the 1918 flu when most of the deaths were caused by aspirin over-prescription leading to pneumonia deaths. The majority of the deaths were not caused by the flu. For proof, read the book, ” Killer Flu or Killer Aspirin?”
According to inflated government statistics, Covid-19 has an overall non-institutionalized infection fatality rate of just 0.26% (remember, people who have died from other conditions such as heart attacks or car accidents rather than from the flu are counted as flu fatalities). God only knows how minuscule the real numbers are.
Even with the inflated deaths, if you are under the age of 40, the infection fatality rate is a mere 0.01%.
For that we are closing schools? Forcing people to wear masks? Destroying businesses? Increasing suicides? Increasing drug overdoses? Increasing domestic abuse? Destroying families? Making our children afraid of others? For that we are killing people with an untested vaccine?
In addition to re-arranging our DNA and causing unknown problems in years to come, as with all vaccines and drugs none of them are subject to longitudinal (long-term) testing. Will there be infertility, rare cancers, autoimmune disease, neurological diseases popping up in five, ten or more years after vaccination? We do not know. We do know that polyethylene glycol (PEG) in the vaccine is causing allergic reactions and life-threatening anaphylaxis that could affect 1 in 7 Americans.
Vaccines are trialled rigorously. True, the trials cannot wait ten years to discover possible side effects when protection is needed as soon as possible.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-03441-8
I meant to insert in my post the following link, about Facebook’s struggle with disinformation, but did so too late to get into the first version posted:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jan/30/facebook-letting-fake-news-spreaders-profit-investigators-claim
Vaccines are trialled alright (not sure how rigorously), but globoPharma has often conducted their trials on unsuspecting, helpless Africans for decades by bribing government officials such as Dr. Tedros when he was a government minister in Ethiopia, and left behind a trail of death, permanent side effects, and justifiable rage and mistrust in many countries. One test of an mRNA-based tetanus vaccine in Kenya left many women permanently sterile because it reprogrammed their immune systems to kill off any new pregnancy. Additionally, the well documented medical experiments on African-Americans (infection with syphilis), in addition to the collection of DNA for military purposes in Pakistan under the guise of a “vaccination program”, has left many people highly distrustful of the profit-based western medical and pharmaceutical establishments. Protection is available with safe, inexpensive therapies such as HCQ, Ivermectin, and vitamin C & D. African countries’ death rates from COVID are a small fraction of the U.S. and U.K. because HCQ is taken commonly for a variety of illnesses, and it works great, whereas our medical leadership has effectively prohibited the use of HCQ against COVID. If you don’t realize it’s because they are in the pocket of globoPharma, you haven’t been paying attention.
Thanks for the articles, but I still don’t believe that I need vaccines to be healthy.
The real disinformation is found in the media that is using terror tactics so that the population allows government control in the name of biosecurity.
I don’t want you to die, so I won’t suggest you test your belief by mingling with crowds maskless (as Trump did, thus starting an outbreak in the White House). I now know of friends who are recovering but may never get their energy back.
Doctors and nurses in all British hospitals are exhausted, tempted to quit or to suicide, getting no rest from the hard skilful work of trying to keep alive the thousands of extra people hospitalized with Covid sickness and unable to breathe without help. Non-Covid patients awaiting urgent cancer surgery have had to have their operations postponed by as much as a year. There is no prospect of relief unless people obey rules and until enough have been vaccinated and the effects of the vaccination kick in.
“NHS will take months to return to normal in England” https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/jan/31/nhs-months-return-normal-in-england-after-covid-chris-hopson
Keep this NONSENSE off the universal workshop!
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Bang on!
I have heard that the KGB no longer exists, that it’s now the FSB. Or maybe that’s what they want you to believe.
I was able to keep my composure until you got to the Chomskyite transformational grammarians, at which point I was laughing so hard I had to wipe my eyes so I could read further. Thank you!
That one got to me, too. Those damn Chomskians!
Alas, you neglected those who organized it all, The Iluminatti
Brilliant!
I got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine two weeks ago. Went straight to the veterinarian down the street and asked her to read the microchip implanted with the vaccine. She couldn’t find the signal. Of course they would be clever enough to use a different frequency.
Anthony I hope you don’t actually think that implanted biometrics are a joke. From this website, part of the ID2020 Alliance
https://www.pymnts.com/news/biometrics/2019/id2020-alliance-unveils-digital-id-program/
there is this quote regarding an immunization program in Bangladesh: “With the opportunity for immunization to serve as a platform for digital identity, the program harnesses existing birth registration and vaccination operations to provide newborns with a portable and persistent biometrically-linked digital identity.” They all have something in them now that can be read by an RFID device, just like we do with livestock.
I suppose as a precaution we could start wearing aluminum foil arm bands to prevent the chips from being read, and to signal our cognizance to our fellow freedom loving citizens. Although the arm bands might make it easier for the black helicopters to find us. Safer to wear one under a long sleeved shirt.
He ha
I knew it!
I *knew* it!
But releasing this information will now be used as a smokescreen to distract the faithful while the melanin-rich undocumented zombies steal our (mostly-ignored but loudly proclaimed) religious texts and god-given guns.
Soon thereafter, big tech will shift into the next phase – reverse censorship – where they begin broadcasting the words of HayZeus, suggesting that his alleged followers should actually do what he said.
The horror…the horror….
By Jove, I think you’ve nailed it.
Are you serious, Mike? I thought if anything the satire was laid on too thick. (This is a topic that’s self parodying!)
Yes, I’m serious that It makes me tired, sad, and disappointed that people believe this stuff. No, I’m not serious the Guy is one of them. That’s what the two :):) smiley faces were for.
Mike, I’m sorry I missed the smiley faces. I should have known that anyone who reads Guy’s blog
wouldn’t have twigged to the satire.
I posted your lovely satire to my ig:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKubvn5lFAa/
It makes me tired, sad, and disappointed. And now you’re one of them? :):)